Chill time..

Soooo I'm sitting here watching scary movies with my sisters.. Curiosity.. Why do white ppl never do what EVERY black person suggests in unison while watching. Killer on the boat?? Time to jump in the water. One floor leap to safety? Where's my red bull cuz I'm boutta get wings in this bih! I think thru the progression of this movie (I know what you did last summer) one choice was made that I agreed with. Other than that this is the dumbest compilation of actions committed by multiple ppl I have ever witnessed..

6:18....

So I'm just getting off work and I must say that was the most boring of nights! Whoever decided that ppl had to ALWAYS know how much they are spending on wranglers should be shot in the face.. They're wranglers! No one cares! If you buy wranglers it's like admitting to everyone who sees you that you aspire to be a carpenter or that you still roll cigarettes up in the sleeve of your Hanes white tshirt... Yup... That's all I wanted to say..

New years texts...

If you wish me well in this new year but I didn't hear from you for the last few months of the previous, is that kinda like saying "well shit since the nigga didn't die like I wanted..."? Just me thinking that? That's cool too..

Random thoughts on sex

Your preference should reflect your partners desires. Anyone that ever says sex is overrated is doing it wrong. Keeping a sexual partner happy is a job and responsibility. A job that someone else will gladly fill. If your partner likes oral regularly, time to start flexing your jaw muscles. If they like toppings, you better be a walking dessert. If they like anal.... Time to find a new partner, but that's beside the point lol. You either keep them happy or you can give them permission to do the cheating they are going to do anyway.
Couples that can't see each other regularly have to work doubly hard when it comes to sexual happiness because you not only have to fulfill their happiness when ur together but you have to put the times you are together on their mind to the point that they are willing to wait for you. Think of it as fasting. The temptation to eat is there the entire time you fast but the wait for the feast at the end is well worth it. Speaking of which.. I'm hungry...

2012.... Eh..

So I'm excited about the new year. Not for the reasons other people are however. I don't believe in the idea of new years resolutions. It takes 21 days to create a new habit (depending on who you ask) so to say that you will continue to indulge until a given day is rather ridiculous. Why work toward something after you attempt to "get it out of your system"? Why not just work on changing when you realize there is a problem? No one is impressed by your week without cigarettes, or your toned down sex life until January 6th. Small changes are what new years resolutions are for. Not for you to decide you're a new individual.